Adesso stavo proprio rovistandoo nel pc e non resisto a posatrvi ste 2 barzellette BELLISSIMEEE!!!!
Questa e in english..:
A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.
So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio. Everything was running smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods. The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay.
As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out.
"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"
"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the big fan.
Ke beellllaaaaa
E l'ultima...ma non meno importante:
Babbo Natale si sta per avviare, la notte di Natale, nel suo giro intorno al mondo per portare i regali.
Esce di casa, e vede che vicino alla slitta c'e un ispettore di volo della FAA.
"Lei cosa ci fa qui?"
"Ho avuto l'incarico di verificare le sue capacita di pilotaggio"
Babbo Natale solleva le spalle: "Sono 600 anni che volo, ma se ci tiene, prego, si accomodi"
Salgono sulla slitta trainata dalle renne, e Babbo Natale prende in mano le redini.
A quel punto l'ispettore tira fuori da una sacca un grosso fucile.
"E quello a che serve?"
"Simulero la piantata di due motori....